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The Last Pastry Left
02-24-2014, 03:58 AM (This post was last modified: 02-24-2014 04:36 AM by Tao Oat.)
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The Last Pastry Left
A bakery has just finished what may be the finest batch of muffins ever made.

Free of all possible allergies, loaded with the essence of deliciousness, and covered with frosting that could make ANYTHING a suger coated treat.

And there's only one left.

Your job: Get the muffin. By ANY MEANS NESSESARY.

Bribery, Sticky fingers, Kamehameha's, ANYTHING you want.

But be warned: all the posters have the same goal, and they will use there powers as they deem fit!
(Though they cannot destroy the muffin in any manner. Such posts are ignored.)

Example:
Poster Wrote:I hire the entire Jaeger program to get the Muffin!

Poster Wrote:I send an army of Kaiju.

Poster Wrote:I use the powers of Super Saian 4 to defeat the Kaiju and grab the Muffin

Poster Wrote:I create an army of Warrior Muffins to reclaim there kin, "Saving private Ryan" Style



The Muffin is done.
Time for the Battle Royal for...

THE LAST PASTRY LEFT

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02-24-2014, 01:46 PM
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RE: The Last Pastry Left
I poison the water supply with a chemical that makes everyone GOSSIP then I hand out tissues that give everyone SPLIT ENDS and in the commotion of complaining and bad hair, I take the muffin.
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02-25-2014, 01:17 PM (This post was last modified: 02-25-2014 01:18 PM by Tao Oat.)
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RE: The Last Pastry Left
OH NOES MY HAIR!

I run to the nearest supermarket and buy genaric shampoo.

I spot a rocket launcher with muffin magnets on sale.

I buy both and shoot the rocket at Shuirokaze ( BETTA THINK TWICE BEFORE YA MESS WITH MA HAIR, FOO!) and activate the muffin magnet to steal the muffin for my diabolical scheme.

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02-26-2014, 03:30 AM
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RE: The Last Pastry Left
(02-25-2014 01:17 PM)Tao Oat Wrote:  OH NOES MY HAIR!

I run to the nearest supermarket and buy genaric shampoo.

I spot a rocket launcher with muffin magnets on sale.

I buy both and shoot the rocket at Shuirokaze ( BETTA THINK TWICE BEFORE YA MESS WITH MA HAIR, FOO!) and activate the muffin magnet to steal the muffin for my diabolical scheme.

generic shampoo and muffin rockets? MY ONLY WEAKNESS

I bake my own batch of muffins [nowhere near as good, but still pretty quality] to ease my defeat.
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02-26-2014, 12:07 PM (This post was last modified: 02-26-2014 12:36 PM by Tao Oat.)
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RE: The Last Pastry Left
The muffins clump together and hurdle toward me, along with every other pastry in the area. TECHNICALLY, I have the muffin. It's in the rather huge ball of flour based delicacies approaching me at high velocity. (O.O;)

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05-28-2014, 09:10 PM
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RE: The Last Pastry Left
*Lunch a cookie nuke on Tao*
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06-03-2014, 02:57 AM
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RE: The Last Pastry Left
Wait, does that count as a pastr-( BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM)

Yay! The muffin ball has been destro- THE MUFFIN! NOOOOOOOooothere it is. Under a chocilate chip cookie.

Quick! I shall use Double Step and grab the Muffin before anyone else! (PooF)

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06-03-2014, 10:17 PM
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RE: The Last Pastry Left
WAIT FOOOOOL !!!

RELEASE THE KRAKEN !

I summon the kraken who grab Tao and play with him like a rattle. Wich made him drop the Muffin.

And I use the remains of the cookie nuke for walk on the water and grab the muffin !
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06-04-2014, 04:17 AM
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RE: The Last Pastry Left
WaitWAITWAIT (SHakeshakeshakeshake) III AMMM NOOTTT AAAA RAATTLLLEEEE(Shakeshakehshake)

Thinking quickly, I throw a can of "Insta mud" into the water the kraken is in, turning it into mud!

Without water, the kraken shreeks, drops me into the mud (awww, this is dry clean! Sad) and retreats to the ocean.

"I must have the Muffin! It is the key to my plans!"

And then I build a rocketship in 50 seconds thanks to the "insta-rocketship just add water" kit I hold on to, then GRAB THE MUFFIN AT ROCKET SPEEEEDDD!

(This is very tough, but I have very good timing. Big Grin)

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06-04-2014, 05:09 AM
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RE: The Last Pastry Left
While passing on me with you're rocket, you made me drop my cup of tea.

OH GOOOOD
MYYYY
SCOTTISH TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FEAAAAARR MY WRAAAAAAAATTTHHH


I use my magic for raising brambles filet for stop and catching him on the web.

And I summon a skeleton from Diablo II for grabing the muffin and bringing back to me.

And while this, I done Sushi with the Kraken.
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