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poem battle!
05-14-2016, 07:28 AM
Post: #31
RE: poem battle!
Oh Pathy, I can remember the first day I saw you yee yee.
Sadly you had to come to wee me
Oh I was very angry that day
At which I could not be put at bay
But as time grew on
I was rather frond
It became a bit of fun for me, but as for could not see.

Oh Pathy I have high hopes for you. With your determination and can do.
You may very well become the best, At which I can not protest.
But before you can. Please don' get yourself bann.
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05-14-2016, 08:00 AM (This post was last modified: 05-14-2016 08:46 AM by Sageofsixexcuses.)
Post: #32
RE: poem battle!
Erm Blush shucks Cordy I appreciate it.I must say though through all my efforts to convey hatred they never work. I must not be doing a good job so um here's this poem to let you know what I think of you.Ahem poem number 666
I lay here at night in a dark silent room,
Feeling only hate and uncontrollable gloom.
All I can think about is your impending doom
Pictures of your blood flash in my head,
Pictures of you laying on the floor dead.

My hatred may be unfounded
and some days even I am astounded
by the things that I say
every other day
I feel no regret and I feel no remorse
but I feel slightly guilty when I receive no retort
I hate you,your brother and also your dad
but for no real reason I just like being mad.

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05-14-2016, 12:04 PM
Post: #33
RE: poem battle!
=^.^= thank you Pathy. I won't take that to heart.
But do not worry. You cute little fart.
I know you are young, and do not understand.
But what you say to me is not very grand.
Hopefully one day you will grow up and see your past-self
At which you'll be mature and not a little elf.
A changed you'll be. I can't wait to see. =^.^=
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05-14-2016, 03:43 PM (This post was last modified: 05-14-2016 03:43 PM by AshuraTakezo.)
Post: #34
RE: poem battle!
Sorry Sageofsixpaths
Your name won't adapt
You're just an imposter
More like a rooster
Just give up
Your options ran out

As for hating me,
It only tickles like a bee
Everyone can see
You're to little to be

Just give up, don't keep hope
If you don't, you'll find your neck in a rope

See little Pathy,
You can't just be
If you want to be
You must see
And in order to see
You must flee
Out of SHSD^

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05-14-2016, 03:46 PM (This post was last modified: 05-15-2016 12:25 AM by Sageofsixexcuses.)
Post: #35
RE: poem battle!
Argh!You are impossible no matter how good my poem is you brush it off and for that judos but now you will feel the true power of the Sages true rhymes.

Cordelia I don't think you understand
I hate you like no other samurai can
any attempt at friendship is futile
just like leaders not starting a war
because they're afraid to lose a tile
your demeanor is sickening and it makes me want to puke
every friendly notion I immediately rebuke
wait to see me mature you say
if i wanted to do that i can do it anyday
i have no need for approval
no room for kindness
So bow down and behold your highness
fact is you're a hack wack nice girl joke
you peddle soap, that cleans bird shit from my windows
Your car smells like a barf bag
You look like an old hag
Looking in your eyes, yea it makes me quiver
Your face looks like you've got jaundice of the liver
Your ass looks like a deflated balloon
If I compared you with a boat, yea it'd be a pontoon
Your taste in fashion well it sucks the shaft
You need desperate help from someone fast!
When it comes to smarts yea you're always short
But you'd be an all-star if sucking c*ck was a sport!
You always think that you are something grand
But hanging out with you nah i'd rather get banned
now i'm done with the poem and again i'm just saiyan
when i say i hate you i'm really not playin.
Now for your brother Ashura looking like matty de foo
so your brother wants some too
i'll beat both of you
ashura you're pathetic just like your dad
since you already know no sense saying you're bad
I guess roasting your sister made you kind of mad
i crushed your father easily on my first time trying
after it was over he muted me while he was busy crying
the takezos, what a pitiful family calling you samurai is low key blasphemy
if you really want to all of you can come at me
i have my rhymes stacked up for times like this
i'll be beating the crap out of you with my bare fist
No lame rhymes that you nor your sibling can muster
can dim or dull my powers true luster
now go and try to recruit for your pitiful clan
and while you're at it move away and change your name to stan
because you played right into the palm of my hand
roasting the takezos was all apart of my plan.


*side note* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_bu...ted_States
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05-14-2016, 04:15 PM
Post: #36
RE: poem battle!
(05-14-2016 03:46 PM)Sageofsixexcuses Wrote:  Argh!You are impossible no matter how good my poem is you brush it off and for that judos but now you will feel the true power of the Sages true rhymes.

Cordelia I don't think you understand
I hate you like no other samurai can
any attempt at friendship is futile
just like leaders not starting a war
because they're afraid to lose a tile
your demeanor is sickening and it makes me want to puke
every friendly notion I immediately rebuke
wait to see me mature you say
if i wanted to do that i can do it anyday
i have no need for approval
no room for kindness
So bow down and behold your highness
fact is you're a hack wack nice girl joke
you peddle soap, that cleans bird shit from my windows
Your car smells like a barf bag
You look like an old hag
Looking in your eyes, yea it makes me quiver
Your face looks like you've got jaundice of the liver
Your ass looks like a deflated balloon
If I compared you with a boat, yea it'd be a pontoon
Your taste in fashion well it sucks the shaft
You need desperate help from someone fast!
When it comes to smarts yea you're always short
But you'd be an all-star if sucking c*ck was a sport!
You always think that you are something grand
But hanging out with you nah i'd rather get banned
now i'm done with the poem and again i'm just saiyan
when i say i hate you i'm really not playin.
Now for your brother Ashura looking like matty de foo
so your brother wants some too
i'll beat both of you
ashura you're pathetic just like your dad
since you already know no sense saying you're bad
I guess roasting your sister made you kind of mad
i crushed your father easily on my first time trying
after it was over he muted me while he was busy crying
the takezos, what a pitiful family calling you samurai is low key blasphemy
if you really want to all of you can come at me
i have my rhymes stacked up for times like this
i'll be beating the crap out of you with my bare fist
No lame rhymes that you nor your sibling can muster
can dim or dull my powers true luster
now go and try to recruit for your pitiful clan
and while your at it move away and change your name to stan
because you played right into the palm of my hand
roasting the takezos was all apart of my plan.


*side note* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_bu...ted_States

You seem not to understand
Right here you do not stand a chance
Just give up you little sh*tt
Otherwise I'll crack you to a brick
In this place you're too small
You slashes only hit a wall
You have no gutts taking a guy
So you offend girls thinking you'll shine
Screw you rhymes, they're first graded
In that case you will be persuaded
Go away, you're just a child
Cracking you is just a slide

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05-15-2016, 12:35 AM (This post was last modified: 05-15-2016 12:36 AM by Sageofsixexcuses.)
Post: #37
RE: poem battle!
Ashura there's no need for all this meaness
we should keep it peaceful homeboy jesus
ha i'm just playin you're just a little shit
who'll never touch a tit
your sister is more of a man than you are
your pride is enough to fit into a jar
but in this rhyme i'm the real star
your rhymes are so retarded lets just call em bizzare
if you really want to fight i'll leave you dead in a streetcar
It'd be to rough to hope that you die
then i'd be painted as the bad guy
so instead go get more allies
because i'll gladly roast them too
Ashura takezo isn't worth the dirt on my shoe
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05-15-2016, 01:37 AM
Post: #38
RE: poem battle!
Is that so?
I don't even consider you a foe
You're just a dwerb who waits to get sow
Just give up
You're not worth a chuck

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05-15-2016, 03:42 AM (This post was last modified: 05-15-2016 03:58 AM by Sageofsixexcuses.)
Post: #39
RE: poem battle!
Your words make no sense you must be slow
if that's so then no wonder your rhymes fucking blow
Your entire family has no idea how to spell
you'd think the minute you were born kage dropped you and you fell
Are you making a point or are you just lit
If you keep talking shit then you're gonna get hit
the fact of the matter is you two are just hideous
some people think I live just to be insidious
Yes I am the definition of evil
And I can crush you like a weevil
I beat you twice you asswipe
and your rhymes don't equal shite
you're a worthless samurai who can't win for shit
Everytime you fight your throat gets slit
these little rhymes you do dont threaten me dude
so fuck you dude I even look cooler than you
and to top it off neither of you know me
but you know what fuck it both of you can blow me
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05-15-2016, 04:09 AM (This post was last modified: 05-15-2016 04:15 AM by AshuraTakezo.)
Post: #40
RE: poem battle!
That's right we can blow you
Out of the earth that's true

I'm getting asswiped
Are you sure you're bright?

I don't remember losing to you
As a matter of fact you got no clue

You say my rhymes don't make sense
If I go full out, I'll get banned, don't be dense

So as you can see my "friend"
You can call this the end

Fighting you is pointless
I just wasted time, I could've beaten you effortless

Don't mention my family in front of me
If you do, you'd wish you were a bee

You think you look cool?
You're worse then un-editted wool

So give up, don't make youself cry
You're making me think you're too shy

Those rhymes of yours don't tickle a bit
If I wanna beat you I can just take a sit

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